funny quote 1 : If a woman insists on being called Ms, ask her if it stands for miserable.
funny quote 2 : To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
funny quote 3 : Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong.
funny quote 4 : When women go wrong, men go right after them.
funny quote 5 : Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.
funny quote 6 : One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
funny quote 6 : Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.
funny quote 7 : Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
funny quote 8 : What would bug a guy from the Taliban more than seeing a gay woman in a suit surrounded by Jews?
funny quote 9 : "Direct thought is not an attribute of feminity. In this, women are now centuries behind man."
funny quote 10 : "Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilt and I'll show you a man."
funny quote 11 : I like my whisky old and my women young.
funny quote 12 : What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.
funny quote 13 : I hate women because they always know where things are.
funny quote 14 : The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy.
funny quote 15 : Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong.
