Funny quote 2: Life is pain, princess. . . anyone who says differently is selling something.
Funny quote 3: Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.
Funny quote 4: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Funny quote 5: Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
Funny quote 6: Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
Funny quote 7: How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?
Funny quote 8: Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive.
Funny quote 9: Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you’re alive, it isn’t
Funny quote 10: To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone.
Funny quote 11: Our life is a bridge. Cross it, but construct no house there.
Funny quote 12: Our life began to end the morning we become quiet concerning things that matter.
Funny quote 13: The road to success is always under construction.
Funny quote 14: Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
Funny quote 15: Whenever I delete text messages, I feel like I’m deleting evidence.
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