funny quote 1: Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong.
funny quote 2: Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
funny quote 3: I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.
funny quote 4: When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
funny quote 5: Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”
funny quote 6: I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.
funny quote 7: A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
funny quote 8: Breaking News: Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery.
funny quote 9: Never hit a man with glasses, hit him with a baseball bat.
funny quote 10: Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
funny quote 11: We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
funny quote 12: Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?
funny quote 13: I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
funny quote 14: Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
funny quote 15: College is a refuge from hasty judgment.
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