funny birthday quote 1 : "As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two."
funny birthday quote 2 : "Of late I appearTo have reached that stage When people who look oldWho are only my age."
funny birthday quote 3 : Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
funny birthday quote 4 : Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
funny birthday quote 5 : When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
funny birthday quote 6 : There is still no cure for the common birthday.
funny birthday quote 7 : Middle age is a period of life when one can do as much as ever but would rather not.
funny birthday quote 8 : You know you're old when "getting a little action" means your prune juice is working!
funny birthday quote 9 : It takes about 10 years to get used to how old you are.
funny birthday quote 10 : “Life begins at 40 – but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.”
funny birthday quote 11 : Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
funny birthday quote 12 : I never forget my wife's birthday. It's usually the day after she reminds me about it.
funny birthday quote 13 : A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
funny birthday quote 14 : Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
funny birthday quote 15 : You're another year older and another year wiser
So put your brain to work
And figure out there ain't no gift for you.
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